Witty Comebacks #2

Siting in a private bus and next to a middle aged man who loved sprawling his legs  and kept on “accidentally” touching my arm on the hand rest was having a hell of a time en route to chandigarh.

I kept on ignoring him ,hoping glaring back at him would work, till he crossed his limits and grazed my leg. And then i  spoke in the most calmest voice(almost Morgan Freeman like) he could expect, “Leg space kamm pad rahi hai uncle?” (Translation: short of leg space sir?).

That was enough to keep him statue for the next 4 hours.main-qimg-d6b99ba0ac1445313d80f45bdc650dbf

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