- The moment you spot the pilot looking your way- Some one catch me I’m gonna die.Put up your best smile,flutter your eye lids!
- You enter the aisle and see all class of people shuffling places, keeping their bags in compartments- aiming for window seats. You eye your seat-Oh god please no kid behind me.Oh god please a handsome foreigner besides me.
- You sit by the window all set, the plan starts moving on the runway-okay its not that fast and then Shit! Am I in a rocket ?
- The scenery of ground zooms in as you climb –you realize how the it looks just like Google Earth images.That’s ma home!
- I’m 5.8 so when I see these pretty tall air-hostesses serving I always double check to see if they were wearing heels – Now I know why I don’t see so many tall girls around because they are not on the ground.
- You go through the menu card on plane and close it within a minute. I’m poor and I’m not hungry.
- Air Turbulence. Please fasten your seat belts- Yea baby, it feels like im in a fighter jet when the wings of the plane flutter.
- North india is 100% plain in geography and on seeing the first huge water body im like– looking down from the window wide eyed..Noooo ..Is this the Arabian sea???Noooo, yeaaaa.
- The screeching brakes- Oh no, Oh no, this plane will never stop , we’ll go straight into the sea. I’ll hug everyone on the plane if we land safely.
- Getting off the plane to a feeder bus-Everyone is watching you walk!
Just a funny little take on flights.Why don’t you guys comment your experiences in a plane. Happy reading!