10 emotions you go through boarding a flight.

1. The moment you spot the pilot looking your way- Some one catch me I’m gonna die.Put up your best smile,flutter your eye lids!
   
2. You enter the aisle and see all class of people shuffling places, keeping their bags in compartments- aiming for window seats. You eye your seat-Oh god please no kid behind me.Oh god please a handsome foreigner besides me.
3. You sit by the window all set, the plan starts moving on the runway-okay its not that fast and then Shit! Am I in a rocket ?
   
4. The scenery of ground zooms in as you climb –you realize how the it  looks just like Google Earth images.That’s ma home!
   
5.  I’m 5.8 so when I see these pretty tall air-hostesses serving I always double check to see if they were wearing heels – Now I know why I don’t see so many tall girls around because they are not on the ground.

6. You go through the menu card on plane and close it within a minute. I’m poor and I’m not hungry.
7. Air Turbulence. Please fasten your seat belts- Yea baby, it feels like im in a fighter jet when the wings of the plane flutter.
8. North india  is 100% plain in geography and on seeing the first huge water body im like– looking down from the window wide eyed..Noooo ..Is this the Arabian sea???Noooo, yeaaaa.
   
9. The screeching brakes- Oh no, Oh no, this plane will never stop , we’ll go straight into the sea. I’ll hug everyone on the plane if we land safely. 
   
10. Getting off the plane to a feeder bus-Everyone is watching you walk!

 

Just a  funny little take on flights.Why don’t you guys  comment your experiences in a plane. Happy reading!